Britta: You're monsters! You're Hitlers! You're racist pedophiles! You're the opposites of Batman!
Troy: You don't even know what that means!
*there's a knock on the apartment door*
Abed: *answers the door*
Dean: boy's night!! *wearing pajamas and holding snack foods*
Abed: *to troy and annie* ...I need help reacting to something.
Jeff: You'd be surprised at how many of your favorite football players got started at community college.
Troy: Really? Name one.
Jeff: Who's your favorite player?
Troy: Me. *wide eyes* WHOA.
She was born in the eighties! She still uses her phone as a phone!– Troy Barnes, Community (via reeberry)
I need help reacting to something.– Abed Nadir (Danny Pudi) - Community (via mermaid-out-of-water)
Abed: Cool. Cool cool cool.
Evil Abed: Hot. Hot hot hot.
...and that is all I have to say.