February 2012
123 posts
WE ARE NO LONGER IN AN EVIL TIMELINE. TAKE OFF THE...
Abed: Okay. Um, as you watch the goblins retreat, you notice a sixty-seven year old naked man with no weapons lying in the wet grass, shivering. His name is--
Pierce: Pierce Hawthorne and I'm sixty-six. Dick.
Abed: "Be mine?"
Troy: Right, yes!
Abed: "Love you."
Troy: Amazing!
Abed: "You're cute"? . . . No, wait. "Kiss me."
Troy: There has got to be a way to make money off of this!
Abed: I've been cheating.
Troy: No, it says "email me."
Abed: You're gonna have to open your heart one day, Jeff.
Jeff: What happens if I don't? I miss the heart-opening deadline?
Pierce: Valentine's, crapintines!
Jeff: Opening my heart is on my list.
Abed: Mariah, my name is Abed Nadir. This is my associate, Troy Barnes.
Troy: Charmed, I'm sure.
Mariah: Are you the guys that keep staring at me while intermittently yelling out BOOKS?
Troy: The very same. We're both interested in taking you to the Valentine's Day dance, but we are also best friends with each other.
Abed: It is of the utmost importance we protect that friendship from the stresses of courting you, so we're trying to be as direct and above-board as possible.
Troy: Will you go to the dance with one of us? And if so, which one?
Mariah: We need to get something straight first. This is the cutest thing that's ever happened to me. But I don't know either one of you.
Abed: Give us a moment. . . New proposal. Get to know us at the dance and decide there which of us you'd like to see again.
Mariah: Okay, deal.
Abed: Nice.
Mariah: What's in the briefcase?
Troy: Oh, tacos. You want one?
Mariah: No.
Troy: Great. We really wanted them.
Abed: Yeah, we're gonna eat them.
New Favourite Gif. Oh Troy
deducemytardis:
I found a small write up comparing the geekdom of The Big Bang Theory to Community, with Community as the obvious winners. Thought you should see!
http://crevan-grietje.tumblr.com/post/16867810346/geeks-according-to-tv
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