Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to Come Sail Away by Styx again?– Troy ((Community))
That was all classic Hawkeye. Sending soldiers out for liquor. Slyly...– Abed (via anniehotlipsedison)
Abed: Where have you been?
Troy: I can't tell you.
Abed: Are you Superman?
Abed: Would you tell me if you were?
Troy: I'd tell everyone. I never understood why that guy cared who knew.
You’re more of a “fun vampire”. Because you don’t suck blood, you just suck.– Troy Barnes, Community - “The Science of Illusion” (via reeberry)